You always thought that one day you'd end up dating a girl like me, didn't you? When you were younger, you never gave much thought to the fact that girls never paid you attention. It was bound to happen at some point, right? Lol. Wrong. You're STILL a virgin. And you always will be. When you walk into a room, girls tense up. You give us the creeps. We don't even want to pity fuck you