You just can't stay away can you? Even after our devastating breakup, you're still coming around. What, do you miss me? Do you miss me being mean and bitchy and oh so sexy? Ha, I know. I'll play along, at least to amuse myself. You can stroke to my perfection, but no coming, and I'm kicking you out of here. I wonder if anyone will notice that hard-on when you walk home alone... Oh well, not my problem! You should be grateful.