My friend Lance is looking nice and sharp in his shirt and tie. But of course the focus isn't on that. It's on the giant globs of warm, wet spit that he's spitting on the bathroom mirror. He does it in this sexy way. He spits his tongue out like it's a plank and then pushes the glob out in this giant leaping swoop motion, hurling it at the mirror. So hot! He spits his spit out in large thick amounts so his spit runs down the mirror in large streams. That's a lot of volume! Who wants to swallow a full glass of it? Show of hands (everyone raising their hands