I am getting ready for my first date with my new friend. All of a sudden, my stomach starts hurting. No! Not now! He should be here soon. I sit down on the toilet and my stomach explodes with gas. Damn, he is calling me, what do I do? This is so embarrassing. I answer the phone and begin to talk, but my stomach gets worse and my farts get louder. I try to cover the phone, but it does not help. I can’t stop farting. I finally hang up and drop a load, damn, my stomach still hurts