I have a terrible stomach ache, and I can't stop letting out loud, disgusting farts at the office. They keep slipping out no matter how hard I try to control myself. Every single one reeks worse than the last, and the smell just hangs in the air. I can feel my stomach churning, my face burning with embarrassment, and I honestly don't think I can hold it in any longer. My boss refuses to let me leave my desk, but I'm at my limit. I desperately need the bathroom before something even worse happens.
