You see that I am naked and ready for you. You ask if I have protection. I get weirded out because it's in my suitcase. You want me to get it. It seems we have had a miscommunication. You wanted me to have condoms, I wanted a water life jacket since we are on a boat for the new year. Condoms? Forget it, I trust you. I put on the life jacket while explaining all the things that can go wrong and how this life jacket would save me. You don't seem disappointed with my need to be safe. In fact, you find it somewhat arousing. I end up riding you cock as I talk about how naughty I can be in the life jacket, yet very safe. Have a safe new year everyone!