Hey, so… I accidentally saw the gay porn on your laptop and it’s about time we have this conversation. I know you’re gay. And it’s fine! I just think you need to come out and live authentically as your fabulous gay self. We could have so much fun together and it would feel so good to get the burden of this secret off your shoulders. Just… come out. You only live once. Suck a dick, for god’s sake!
