This is ridiculous. I leave you alone for 5 minutes and you already have your dick out. What's wrong with you? Why can't you listen when I tell you it's not normal to masturbate so much? The only thing I haven't tried yet is to show everyone what a pervert you are. Maybe that will make you understand. No pants, no underwear, no touching your dick. I'll let everyone see. I'll let everyone know what you have been up to.
