Oh, hello there. You've caught me whilst I'm relaxing in bed. I'm on holiday at the moment, having a wonderful time, and I just wanted to tell you what a great time I'm having- all paid for by you! You are working hard, earning that money to give to me, so that I can go off on holiday whenever I want, be pampered and spoiled, and all paid for by you. I just wanted to gloat and show off; look at me, still in bed, chilling out, doing whatever I want, while you're at home working hard for me. What a perfect life I lead