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I was on the phone with my friend Sandra right after coming back from my boyfriend's house. I was finally telling her how I lost my virginity, and how embarrassed I was that I kept farting in that moment. Thankfully my stepbrother wasn't home to hear all that. He's a creep. Probably out experimenting with shrinking potions or whatever. Ew.  So anyways I told every little detail but my gassy stomach just kept getting worse and worse! Disgusting. I kept farting like crazy what the hell!! It must have been the Indian food I had two days ago. Either way, right in the middle of the phone call I had to jump in the bathroom! I'm pretty sure something really nasty is about to go down, since these farts smell so bad...