This clip is for virgins of ALL AGES. Your mortifying milestones will be stretched from ages 18-40+. Because the thing that's humiliating about being a virgin is actually less about the fact that no one's chosen you, and way more about you feeling behind. It's less about your inadequacy with women, and more about the social cost of every missed milestone. In your early 20's it's not a big deal. You can still rationalize to yourself that it's still going to happen for you at some point, but as you get older, the sexual experience of your peers starts making you retreat into yourself. Your little secret gets more and more shameful with each passing year. Being a virgin goes from an afterthought to an entire identity. Depending which bracket you find yourself in, you'll be paying a small (or large) penalty fee. A virgin tax, we'll call it, in an effort to externalize and illuminate the shame you should be feeling. If you're a younger virgin, this clip will illustrate all the phases and experiences you have to look forward to, and if you're an older virgin, it'll make your shameful secret feel so, SO much bigger. Where do you fall? How worried should you be? How much social capital has your inexperience cost you? And how much more WILL it cost you? You can't afford to NOT know.