Porno Dan and his stepson, Matt, are hanging out on their square, enjoying the Fall weather and watching all the leaves change color. The City is filled with tourists, and they spot a cute girl sitting alone on a park bench, eating a very fancy dessert. The guys approach her, and she says she is eating alone because her boyfriend left her so he could go to a bar. The guys are sympathetic to her plight, and she asks them if they can help her.
