Devious Dangler: You're my boyfriend, but as I wait for you to get ready to go out I am talking to another man on the phone... I dangle my sexy 6" mules while I plot and plan with him to ditch you. Somehow you've shrunken yourself to be as tiny as a bug and you are crawling on the floor in front of me, listening to the whole conversation. Well, until I look down and see something crawling and step on it on my way out the door to meet my new man