2026... the year people aspire to get into shape... become their best selves. However for you this year you are going to eat. Eat until you expire. I want this year for your goal to become the ultimate fat slave. eating yourself into oblivion. I want to put you on a reverse diet where you gain at an alarming rate becoming more useless, disgusting and immobile. This year you will become your fattest most disgusting self, inescapable humiliation and a tanking sex life. This year you will eat for me, eat until you expire.
