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I'm getting ready for my first date in a very long time and I ask my stepson if I look alright. I kiss him goodbye and head out to dinner. I arrive back home stuck in a humiliating atomic wedgie. My date was absolutely horrible! Not only did he make me pay the bill, but he gave me the most embarrassing atomic wedgie in the parking lot right in front of everyone! I think I'm going to be single for a long time.