You dared send MY $5k at 5:05, not 5:00? Big fucking mistake. One screenshot to wifey and your vanilla life is confetti, so shut up and pull your pathetic cock out. Edge, drip, taste that pre-cum, then slam to countdown and explode on the floor like the loser ATM you are. But the fun’s not over, you need to swallow the flavor of disobedience. Thank me out loud or next time you’re licking a double load.