It's easy for me to taint your marriage. I barely have to lift a toxic pampered finger. You are my filthy jerk junkie. You crave me more than her. You ache for me. You have become enslaved to the taste of my control. You would so much rather be my pumping good boy than her devoted husband. I'm better. I'm hotter. I am the elusive, powerful, sexy Poison Ivy. It's a privilege to destroy your marriage in my honor.
