I have been keeping you in a snack container all day. You look so tasty and small down there! I lift up the container to let you get some fresh air. Now tell me, why shouldn’t I eat you? You’ve been nothing but trouble since I caught you. It would be much easier to chomp down on your tiny body, feeling you crunch and break between my teeth. I bet you’re savory too! I can’t hold back. I am too hungry! I open my wet mouth and drop you in. Delicious!