My sweet, little friends were completely unaware of My true intentions. I invited them to My house for a fun get together with dinner. Little did they suspect that they'd be turned into My meal. Succulent, dripping and delicious oysters now sit on My plate. Each one was a beloved friend. Each one will be slurped and savored. I've gotten comfortable and I'm ready to eat! I hope you all are not too terribly upset with being transformed into nearly mindless sea creatures! I suppose it doesn't really matter how you feel. I am going to savor every drop of your juice and every ounce of your meat. Garnished with lemon and topped with mignonette, you make My mouth water! Chewing softly and slurping greedily, I take you one by one into My mouth. It is so easy to devour your friends when they're oysters. Should I feel bad for eating them? No. They're too delicious.
