You've found me finally. You've found your true purpose in life. I make you whole. You can't live without me. You can't live without this perfect, round booty. You want to have this feeling that you have when my oily booty is in your presence forever don't you? Well in order to have that, you're going to have to keep me happy, and to keep me happy, you need to give me your money. ALL of your money. You work for me now. You're an addict.