Gooning is your life loser. Quitting isn’t possible for you. Embrace how fucked up and depraved you are. Edge yourself into oblivion. Make yourself a wet sticky sweaty mess. Forget everything else. Forget consequences. Get worse because it’s all you deserve. Drool over Blair’s big tits and fat ass while She encourages you to spiral. Her laugh rings in your ears. Her eye contact pierces your soul.