I don`t know what my deal is today, but I`m so horny I can`t even handle it! I haven`t had sex in a month, which is an extremely long time for me, so that probably explains why I have dick on the brain. I usually don`t fuck on the first date, but I`m craving cock so badly I want you to bend me over and ram me hard and fast from behind. Go ahead, unzip those pants and show me what you`ll be pounding me with! Wait, what the fuck is that? This must be some kind of a joke. Your cock can`t really be that small, can it? How do you expect to please any woman with a dick that tiny? Ugh. I`m so horny I guess I`ll give it a try, but I`m not sure I`ll even feel it since it`s so little. Stick it in already! What`s that? You already did? Oh my God, this is pathetic! I can`t stop laughing at your small dick, and laugh even harder when you cum after only five seconds. You`re a useless excuse for a man, and your micro-cock is hilarious! After you disappoint me sexually, I crack up and insult you for being such a worthless loser.
