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I can’t believe your wife is neglecting you like this, I hate seeing you show up to the office so sad! With her constant nagging.. I know the joke around the office is that I’m your work wife, but I really could fulfil some more of those wifely duties, you know? Pleeeease, your wife is such a bore! It’s not like she’d even find out. Wouldn’t it be fun to do all the things she’d never do with you? I’ve always thought you were super attractive, and I know you must like me too.. Think of all the fun risky things we can do- things she’d never do with you. Let me show you why I’m so much better than her!