Phoenix has had enough of his bad habits. After catching him eating her food again, she makes it clear she’s tired of dealing with a roommate who never listens. When he eyes her cereal, Phoenix offers a deal: if he sits on the couch with her and keeps her company for thirty minutes, she’ll give him the entire box. What she doesn’t mention is how comfortable she plans on getting. As they sit together, Phoenix starts farting without apology, brushing it off every time he reacts. The more uncomfortable he becomes, the calmer she seems, acting like he agreed to everything just by sitting there. By the time the thirty minutes are up, the damage is already done. Thinking it’s finally over, he doesn’t hold back anymore and tells Phoenix exactly what he thinks of her as a roommate. That’s when she decides she’s heard enough. Phoenix drags him into the bedroom, no longer interested in pretending this is casual. From there, she makes it clear that complaining has consequences, using her farting to shut him up and remind him who really controls the situation. By the end, Phoenix doesn’t just keep her cereal — she proves why living with her means playing by her rules.
