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You didn’t expect to see me on your doorstep, did you? School hours are over, but your education is lacking, and I don’t tolerate underperformance. This isn’t a social call. I’m here to conduct a thorough evaluation of your… assets. Lock the door and stand in the center of the room. I need to see if you’re measuring up, or if I need to take drastic disciplinary measures. Pants down. Now. Let’s see if you can pass the jerk exam