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I've seen you many times on campus, and I'll be honest, I knew it would be easy to get you here. I mean, you reek of loser. your insecurities are written all over your face. you're so lonely at this school. you don't really feel like you belong. Of course a hot Woman giving you some attention would pique your interest. Well the interest isn't really from Me. It's from My friends. They've been searching for a solution to their plumbing problems. All these men in this house. So much piss. So much waste. So much cum. And with you, I found the solution. you're going to be the frathouse urinal. Finally, a chance for you to feel needed. Like you belong. Like you have a purpose on campus! you're welcome!