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I wouldn't have to stick you up on the wall if you would just hold still! If some tape is giving you trouble, what chance do you have of getting past me? Look, I know your life is going to be a bit different now, but that's not so bad. At least living with me comes with complimentary blowjobs. Could be worse, you know. In time, you'll forget all about that silly old life from before and look forward to every day with me. I'll make sure of it! ;)