Valentine’s Day is just another average day for you at this point. Instead of fucking pussy, you look forward to coming home and fucking your hand. You can’t deny that you aren’t deserving of pussy. It was never meant for beta losers. For this Valentines, you’re making sure pussy stays entirely OFF LIMITS to you. You’re going to fuck your hand like a little loser to censored porn instead of real porn. That means black bars and pixels and nothing more. You need to embrace the fact that you’re going to be pussy free on this day and it starts with the porn you watch. Watch this clip first, and after, curate your loser porn playlist to watch for Valentine’s Day.
