Oh babe, I'm really not in the mood tonight. I'm tired and just want to get in bed. And you know with your small penis, it takes a lot of effort on my part to get you hard and be able to enjoy it if I even do at all. Oh wow! You bought a dildo to play with? I mean that's cool and all, but I'm not really sure I want to do this right now either. Oh, you can wear it in place of your tiny cock? Well now, that does change things a bit! Wow! It looks so real! This takes me back to fucking all of my exes who had much bigger cocks than you. Don't get me wrong. I married you out of love, not for the sex. But I have been left wanting in the sex department. I just can't hold back from such a big cock! Can I suck it and feel what it's like to have a big cock in my mouth again? Now this takes me back. You know, all of the guys in school used to come to me to get head. I was well known for sucking dick. Now I need to feel it inside me! Yes!!! It feels so much better than you ever do, babe! I feel like I'm getting fucked by a big cock all over again! This is amazing! What a great idea! This really changes how we can fuck in the future!