An 8-bit parody of the old Red Alert and PC games. Your tactical genius is unmatched commander! You have led our mighty Soviet Union to victory! But sadly we have no more use for you! A coup? Never… think of this as a redistribution of power with me on top! Guards, seize him! What?! They are not listening to me! Of course! You saw this coming, I suppose to avoid being sent to Siberia I need to be your servant now, I will do anything to stay by your side commander, ANYTHING! I will be your spymaster, your sex slave, your trans wife, just don’t send me away! I think that coup aside, we have a very bright future together, commander my love!
