I'm playing cupid this year and I've got an arrow just for you. A special arrow that will spice up your valentine's just the way you deserve. you'll find love in an unexpected way, that there is no escaping. You won't get your own love, but you can have your own fantasy of it. A loser of course won't be the star of the show though, you will be cucking for a superior couple. You will stroke while you fantasize about it. be a good boy for me, and listen to your latest fate.
