You want to be in my life forever so of course you'll sign all your assets away in my Princess Prenup. You are here to take care of me so I don't have to lift a finger while I live my perfectly soft life. Nothing but $100 from you, handing over your paycheck every week making sure everything is ACH over to my accounts. You are bound by a contract that you cant and won't break. Too bad for you I am a Greedy Princess, but pleasing me is the only thing that excites you. Send over your first paycheck now.
