Step into my office, failure. Your quarterly compliance review is here, and your performance is absolutely pathetic. I've reviewed your worship metrics, your discipline protocols, and your tribute history - you're failing at every fucking benchmark. You don't know what corporate obedience looks like, you miss your assigned tasks, and your attempts at devotion are insulting. I'm going to correct your behavior with honesty, strict orgasm control, and degrading punishments that remind you exactly where you rank in my empire is: groveling at the bottom as a worthless corporate drone. Ready to be retrained by your Goddess CEO, or should we discuss your immediate termination?
