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[This clip contains closed captions, it can be watched with or without sound] You and I already know this but in case you need a reminder... You are an UNFUCKABLE! There's a reason why you've been a virgin this long, it's not just that nobody wants to fuck you but your lot in life is to remain unfucked! Not everyone gets to pass on their genes and you never will be one. Not EVER. But that doesn't mean you're totally useless, there's a place for the Unfuckable. It's to serve, goon, and worship Goddesses like me. I mean, it's not as if you're busy with your dating life or anything. Be glad and grateful that I give you purpose as an Unfuckable!