I love eating farts, but I wanted a way to retain the smell of farts longer, and I came up with a gas mask, which only has one hole where oxygen can enter. I told my friend to put that hole in her asshole, so that every time she farted, the smell would enter through that hole and come directly into my nostrils. I would inhale all the fart smell. I love being able to smell that fart smell all to myself. It entered the gas mask and filled my lungs with a very rich fart smell. I loved that because all the fart smell was for me alone. At one point, the mask was flooded with fart smell and made me cough, but at the same time it was very pleasant.