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POV: You are in my evil lair and I plan to convert you to the dark side to become one of my mindless slaves...so that I can take over the world. I take off my boots and try to seduce you with my sexy, stinky feet in socks. However, I am arrogant and don't realize that you've been playing me. You know my one weakness: a destabilizing laser. If I get targeted, I'll slowly melt and dissolve and start writhing around on the floor. Do you think you'll use it?