Let's call your wife 'Ellen'... Ellen is a SLOB. I don't blame you for sneaking away to play with me. How could I? My hot, tight body is no match for you...I will always be better than HER. She doesn't take care of herself... She let herself go. She's fat, ugly, messy, and DISGUSTING! But why would she take care of herself for a man who goons all day long?