Feeling a bit nostalgic and utterly depraved, I donned my cheeky Mario getup — with the hat — and hopped aboard this cheeky dildo for a power-up pounding that'd make the Mushroom Kingdom blush. Starting with some bouncy teases like I'm collecting coins in a hurry, I cranked it up to warp-speed thrusting, yelping "It's-a me!" while grinding like the world's gone mad and Bowser's on my tail. It's ridiculous, it's gooey, and no plumber's princess should stoop to this... which guarantees you'll be hammering that replay button like a pro.
