Listen, sweetie. I know you love being under My desk while I work, and you adore being able to spend time with My feet... we've been together for such a long time, and you know I love you, but I'm going crazy. I need to go out and get some dick from a REAL man, not some pathetic little foot subby. I met this guy online, and we're going to meet up... hopefully none of your friends will see us together! But don't worry, I'll come home like I always do. And you'll let it go because you are so weak and helpless for My perfect feet
