(New clip) Couchsexual First of the series… are you a fabricsexual? Do you get turned on by furniture, fabric and other odd things?? You weren’t expecting to fall this hard… for a couch. But here you are…gooning, craving, completely captivated as I slowly turn you into a freak. Soft cushions, long legs, teasing angles… and suddenly you can’t look away. I know exactly what I’m doing. The way I sink into the couch, arch a little, shift just enough to make your mind wander. You tell yourself you’re normal… that you’re just watching a clip. But we both know the truth. You’re getting couchsexual. Every movement makes you more obsessed…the way the fabric hugs my curves, the slow teasing poses, the smug little smile that says I know you’re hooked. By the end of this clip you won’t just want me… you’ll want the couch too. And honestly? I think that’s hilarious
