God, what's been bothering me all day! It's some kind of curse, how it annoys me. Ah, it's you, my little pain in my ass. Stupid bug. You're so pathetic, passive, all you know is how to cling. You got it. You really pissed me off. It's unfortunate for you that I'm hungry. I'll pull you out right now, bring you to my mouth... mmm, I hear you start to squeak. I'll eat you, chew you slowly and swallow you. You're mine forever, somewhere in my stomach you'll be gurgling. How do you like my warm giant mouth? Do you like bathing in saliva? Don't my teeth hurt your tiny body too much? If not, then don't worry, I'll chew you better. You'll regret bothering me so much. Although, you know, you're a pretty good snack, so maybe it's not so bad that I found you. Well, that's all, I have you, stupid bug. You are nothing, and you will never beat me. Open to custom request
