I'm still confused over the antics of this morning.. but after watching this footage over I'm still attempting to wrap my head around it. It started like any other Thursday, I awoke & poured myself some cereal whilst feeling the cool breeze outside but this time it felt... different. I felt so odd I went inside to sit down and what happened next still perplexes me... My body was taken over - my mind dissolved.. Is this punishment for not eating captain crunch? Cinnamon toast crunch is owned by a different company so I have no idea... Please rethink your cereal choices if you do not want to be taken over by an egotistical, masturbatory monster... wow I need some rest