"Look, let me just be honest here when I tell you that we’re not going to see each other again. I mean, I really did get what I wanted and this was just a one time thing. It’s not like you’re a bad guy. I figure you’re totally like a nice guy, but I’m not that into you. I don’t know how I could explain it. I had a great time too, but really— your dick is too small. I was trying to let you off easy and just leave but I will not stay around to fuck some small dick. I mean I really don’t want to deal with that disappointment. " "Hello there goddess’s sweet little ATM. You just love being useful don’t you? And you see, I know you’re not like all the other men. When you say you’re going to do something you will always follow through. Believe me it hasn’t gone unnoticed. You see women like me love it when a man devotes his life to make Goddess’s life easier. That’s what you are here for isn’t it? You’re here to make my life easier, especially in the wonderfully specific, most obvious way of spoiling me with your money. "