We need to have a serious talk. Everyone thinks you’re gay and honestly I can’t keep holding this secret in any longer. You can try to deny it all you want but your best friend knows you. You’re a faggot. Cmon just admit it already! I’m your best friend, let me help you figure this out. I brought something with me to try so we can see if you like it or not. It’ll take some convincing but I know you’ll listen to your best friend and I know you trust me. So do it. Suck this cock for me. Suck this cock and tell me you don’t LOVE it. Haha you can’t. It’s so obvious you can’t! You’re a faggot bestie! Now I’m going confirm those rumors are in fact true. Among a few other surprises I have for you…
