I just got back from the PTA meeting and there's a problem at school. The small little white guys are picking arguments with the alpha black guys and touching the girls inappropriately. So we decided that the guys needed a distraction. And I nominated you! And on my way home I picked you up a new outfit. You'll look beautiful in it. You're going to help all the little guys nut so that they leave the girls alone. You're in the Girls Club so do what you can to distract those small pathetic white guys.
