I've been hard at work in the lab, perfecting My latest invention to show the Evil League of Evil Villains... and what would you know, a fellow Villainess happens to drop in right as I'm about to test it on an unsuspecting tramp off of the streets. After strapping the tramp in, one buckle at a time, we test the durability of the harness by passing her back and forth between us like a ragdoll, ensuring she has no means of escape. It's then time to hoist her upsidedown and test the "vat of acid" lowering position. Once she's in position, we practice all manners of interrogation techniques, from swinging her around and spanking her with various implements, to using a vibrator to make her spill all of her secrets... My invention is so successful, My archnemesis certainly won't stand a chance when he's the one tied up and locked down in the unbreakable straps of My evil harness.
