You’re desperate for me to notice you, and stroking behind a screen won’t do it. How could you possibly get my attention? Spend your money on me. Your task is to blow up my sale notifications. Buy a few dozen videos, giving me no choice but to notice your name again and again, and then worship me all night long as you watch clip after clip stroking to my perfect body on your screen. Do you think I’ll notice you with one little sale? No. Impress me. Splurge, obsess over me. Form a little collection to goon over. You can’t get enough of Anna Bubbly.
