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This is your Fart Therapy: The Intake. I am your Fart Counselour, and this session is a controlled diagnostic. The goal is to assess the depth of your compulsion and gauge your threshold for control. During the intake, I deliberately drop items, bend over, and blast nasty eggy farts directly in your face. I fart mid-sentence and continue speaking as if the air remains unchanged. I never acknowledge the farts or the smell in the room. I never break eye contact. Your reaction, or lack thereof, sets the baseline for your treatment This is not about embarrassment; it is about measuring the grip of the addiction. Do you flinch, or do you remain composed? Part 2 coming soon