hhahaha it takes more effort out of your to fuck your ugly Wife, than to cheat on Her with Me. Stroking to Me is effortless. It feels natural. Like you were meant to do, and LOVE it. Fucking your Wife feels like a chore that you never want to do. you hate it hahha. That must really suck. I mean, you're married to Her. you signed up for thick, thin, and sex with a cow. Thank the universe you have cheating as an option hahaah!