I caught you sniffing my worn gym socks during office hours, didn't I? Now meet me after work for a private chat. We're getting up close with these filthy socks I've worn all day—come get a deep whiff, your nose craves it. I'm demoting you to full-time sock sniffer to boost your performance. As your boss, I command you: SMELL! I peel off my sweaty socks and make you bury your face in my bare feet too. Your new role? Under my desk, whiffing my dirty socks and goddess feet all day. Ready to apply?
